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After this flash of lightning Habinnas began to
implore him to moderate his wrath. “We all have our faults,” he said,
“we are men, not angels.” Scintilla cried and said the same, called
him Gaius and besought him by his guardian angel to unbend. Trimalchio no longer
restrained his tears, and said, “Habinnas, please, as you hope to enjoy your
money, spit in my face if I have done anything wrong. I kissed that excellent
boy not because he is beautiful, but because he is excellent: he can do division
and read books at sight, he has bought a suit of Thracian armour out of his
day's wages, purchased a round-backed chair with his own money, and two ladles.
Does he not deserve to be treated well by me? But Fortunata will not have it. Is
that your feeling, my high-heeled hussy? I advise you to chew what you have
bitten off, you vulture, and not make me show my teeth, my little dear:
otherwise you shall know what my anger is. Mark my words: when once my mind is
made up, the thing is fixed with a ten-inch nail. But we will think of the
living. Please make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen. I was once just what you
are, but by my own merits I have come to this. A bit of sound sense is what
makes men; the rest is all rubbish. 'I buy well and sell well': some people will
tell you differently. I am bursting with happiness.[p. 151] What, you
snorer in bed, are you still whining? I will take care that you have something
to whine over. Well, as I was just saying, self-denial has brought me into this
fortune. When I came from Asia I was about as tall as this candle-stick. In fact
I used to measure myself by it every day, and grease my lips from the lamp to
grow a moustache the quicker. Still, I was my master's favourite for fourteen
years. No disgrace in obeying your master's orders. Well, I used to amuse my
mistress too. You know what I mean; I say no more, I am not a conceited man.
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