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My mind is
exceedingly eager to behold them, first, because they are luxurious youths,
the intimate friends of a rich and high-born woman; secondly, because they
are gallant men, placed by their Amazonian general in ambush, and as a sort
of garrison to the baths. And, when I see them, I will ask them how they lay
hid, and where; whether it was a canal, or a second Trojan horse, which bore
and concealed so many invincible men waging war for the sake of a woman? And
this I will compel them to tell me, why so many gallant men did not either
at once seize this man, who was but a single individual, and as slight and
weak a man as you see, while he was standing there; or, at all events, why
they did not pursue him when he fled.
And, in truth, they will never be able to get out of their perplexity, if
they ever do go into that witness-box; not though they may be ever so witty
and talkative at banquets, and sometimes, over their wine, even eloquent.
For the forum is one thing, and the banqueting couch another. The benches of
counselors are very different from the sofas of revelers. A tribunal of
judges is not particularly like a row of hard-drinkers. In short, the
radiance of the sun is a very different thing from the light of lamps. So
that we will soon scatter all those gentlemen's delicate airs, all their
absurdities, if they do appear. But if they will be guided by
me; let them apply themselves to some other task; let them curry the favour
of some one else by some other means; let them display their capacity in
other employments; let them flourish in that woman's house in beauty; let
them regulate her expenses let them cling to her, sup with her, serve her in
every possible way, but let them spare the lives and fortunes of innocent
men.
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